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These are some lies we made up about Beloit.
The ghost of an appallingly scorched female has occasionally been noticed trying to grab something by Garfield Bog. Locals argue that this spirit could be the soul of a local who died here in Beloit before the present.
An alien vacationer from another planet is occasionally noticed in the early morning hours before sunrise drifting down Beaver Run.
A gigantic eland has allegedly been distinguished on many instances wandering through an apartment in Beloit.
The ghost of the driver of a train can every now and then be distinguished fly fishing from the water's edge of Sevakeen Lake at midnight. A man who lives here declares that this spirit is almost certainly the tormented spirit of a local person who used to dwell here in Beloit.
The ghost of a dreadfully mangled hunter hauling a dead mountain lion was witnessed staring at the water by Lake Park Dam at night. This is one of those ghosts that is observed repeatedly nearby. One of the residents decisively
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claims that this ghost is the undeparted spirit of a former Beloit local resident.
A woman with no head was noticed being carried by a mare by the side of a highway in close proximity to Beloit. The bystander escaped right after she saw the ghost.
A gentleman without a head emerged walking through a house near Beloit. The ghost didn't mind that there was someone other nearby. One thing's for guaranteed, this phantom undeniably is creepy; one that you shouldn't go seeking.
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Ghost Sightings From Beloit
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Ghost Sightings From Beloit
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
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