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These are some lies we made up about Belmont.
A huge lamb is known to have been seen on several occasions floating in the air like a cloud in Belmont.
A lady with larvae crawling out of her eye sockets can repeatedly be noticed staring at the water by Belmont Lake Dam before dawn.
The ghost of a woman with a dagger in her chest can be noticed often on the apex of Chapel Hill in the early morning hours monitoring the scenery. In any event, it's a chilling spirit that you don't want to bump into at the stroke of midnight.
A woman with the head of a demon is occasionally seen thinking in Belmont Historic District at the stroke of midnight. It's been asserted that this exact spirit may very well be a famous old days dweller of Belmont. Regardless of what, it undeniably is a creepy ghost that any sane person would not want to come across.
A space alien is rumored to have been witnessed on one or two instances outside Barkcamp State Park scaring folks.
An extraterrestrial voyager from
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outer space may now and then be noticed in a supermarket in the Belmont neighborhood.
An extraterrestrial from outer space has regularly been spotted throwing stones into Nacco Slurry Refuse Impoundment in the early morning hours.
A woman grasping her head by her arm is often distinguished at Anderson Run late at night flinging chunks
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of concrete into the water.
An extremely large anteater has purportedly been made out on one or two instances ascending out of a manhole on a Belmont residential road late in the night.
An alien can frequently be spotted poking around in mailboxes very late at night in Belmont.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another planet may be noticed repeatedly playing a melody on a harp in a Belmont home.
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Ghost Sightings From Belmont
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Ghost Sightings From Belmont
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
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