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These are some lies we made up about Bellevue.
A gentleman lacking a head can be seen very frequently seated at a coffee table in a Bellevue mobile home verbalizing into the night. If you talk to the folks who live here, this ghost gets pleasure from startling unwise folks who are courageous enough to disrupt the tranquility in Bellevue. In any event, it's a terrifying ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
An alien vacationer from another galaxy has from time to time been observed traveling on a camel in the middle of a road next to Bellevue.
The phantom of an elderly gold digger with a sizeable mustache and a hook instead of his hand is sometimes spotted in Ellis Park at midnight hauling a cadaver over rocks. Loads of folks who live here allege this ghost likes frightening unwise people who come trying to locate ghosts in Bellevue.
A giant bunny has been made out on many instances screaming at Bellevue Reservoir Number Five Dam very late at night.
The ghost of a flight attendant has regularly
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been made out mid stream in Megginson Creek attempting to articulate something. Locals here who have noticed this spirit claim this spirit could be the soul of a person who lived here who died here in Bellevue some decades ago.
The spirit of an old Indian chief has supposedly been perceived on numerous instances staggering through a residence
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in the neighborhood of Bellevue.
A massive steer can often be perceived wandering through a Bellevue area cemetery.
An extremely large grizzly bear may be spotted time and again terrifying folks by a deserted highway near Bellevue on a dark night.
An alien from Pluto has now and then been made out quite near the entrance to Catawba Island State Park shuffling orbs around.
An ET from another part of the galaxy is once in a while witnessed hanging out in a forsaken home in Bellevue.
A massive civet has allegedly been seen on one or two instances mounted on a moped on a gloomy highway next to Bellevue.
A black as coal rat that shape-shifted into a female can from time to time be made out in a Bellevue mobile home. No matter what, it's without a doubt a frightening phantom that is rather not messed with.
An extremely large chimpanzee was made out marching by the side of a deserted road close to Bellevue.
An ET emerged emerging in a closet mirror.
A gargantuan coati was spotted having
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a seat in an armchair in a trailer close to Bellevue.
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Ghost Sightings From Bellevue
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Ghost Sightings From Bellevue
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
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