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These are some lies we made up about Belle Valley.
A guy's body having the head of a donkey was distinguished dragging a body across the dirt in Wolf Run State Park on a dark night. The witness ran off immediately after he noticed the ghost.
Vasco da Gama was perceived going through trash container on a Belle Valley street.
The ghost of a man carrying a sword was made out at Caldwell Lake Dam in the early morning hours smoking a cigar. When the viewer emerged the ghost ran away. A number of of those who live here claim this ghost enjoys scaring people who come trying to locate ghosts in Belle Valley.
An ET from planet Neptune has often been observed fishing from the water's edge of Caldwell Lake at the stroke of midnight.
An alien from another planet is frequently perceived in the center of Coal Run clutching a human cranium.
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Ghost Sightings From Belle Valley
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Ghost Sightings From Belle Valley
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
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