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These are some lies we made up about Bellefontaine.
A gigantic finch may occasionally be distinguished in a restaurant in the Bellefontaine neighborhood.
A colossal gorilla was spotted in Blair Casey Park in the early morning hours before sunrise covering a dead body by a sizeable boulder.
An alien from planet Mars came into sight trying on clothes in a Bellefontaine residence.
A space man from another galaxy was seen nosing around in mailboxes at the stroke of midnight in Bellefontaine.
The spirit of a flight attendant showed up by Bell Pond Dam before dawn gazing at the water. There have been several stories concerning this ghost in the neighborhood. A local resident alleges that this phantom may be the soul of a local who died here in Bellefontaine in the past.
A giant gopher was noticed on the shore of Bell Pond calling out names of people.
The alien mechanic of a flying saucer was distinguished dragging a body from the freezing water of Cherokee Run after midnight.
An martian
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explorer from the cosmos has repeatedly been spotted in a Bellefontaine school after midnight marching the corridors.
The spirit of an old cleaning lady is regularly distinguished up on Bald Knob going nuts. Some of the folks who live in this town say this ghost is in all probability the stressed ghost of a local resident who used to reside
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here in Bellefontaine.
The ghost of a young female clad as a house keeper has purportedly been distinguished on one or two occasions in a mirror in a Bellefontaine home; the ghost was only detectable in the mirror.
Johann Sebastian Bach may often be perceived at the stroke of midnight examining Hadley Bottom in detail.
An enormous hedgehog may be seen over and over again seeking a glove beside a parked Dodge in a Bellefontaine parking lot after midnight.
An extraterrestrial from another part of the galaxy has sometimes been spotted in a Bellefontaine area hardware store, wandering the aisles.
The spirit of a dispossessed man is from time to time witnessed in Buck Creek State Park quite near the ranger station looking for an object.
A huge chamois is known to have been made out on one or two occasions taking a rest at a table in a Bellefontaine apartment drinking orange juice.
An ET has often been spotted riding on a llama along a road in the vicinity of Bellefontaine.
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from space is often observed walking through a flat near Bellefontaine.
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Ghost Sightings From Bellefontaine
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Ghost Sightings From Bellefontaine
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
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