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These are some lies we made up about Belle Center.
The ghost of an old gold digger with a big beard and a hook instead of his hand has regularly been perceived looking for a box at Bell Pond Dam after midnight.
A space man from another galaxy has been noticed on one or two occasions down next to the water's edge at Bell Pond swallowing orange juice.
Henry VIII can regularly be spotted on the highest spot of Anstine Hill before sunrise gazing at the sight.
A space alien may be witnessed time and again reading a book down at the water at The Points.
A gigantic lemur has from time to time been witnessed floating by on Blackhawk Run in the early morning hours.
The martian commander of an alien spaceship is occasionally spotted in Fox Island State Park around midnight dragging a dead body over the grass.
Bigfoot has supposedly been witnessed on several instances staring at a guy slumbering on a mattress in a building in Belle Center.
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Ghost Sightings From Belle Center
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
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