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These are some lies we made up about Bellaire.
An ET from another galaxy can occasionally be perceived contemplating at Browns Run Dam at the stroke of midnight.
A space man was seen redistributing orbs around down near the water's edge at Browns Run Impoundment.
The extraterrestrial captain of an unidentified flying object emerged at the stroke of midnight studying Dandelion Hollow in detail.
An alien from planet Saturn was noticed up on Hawthorn Hill staring irritably at the bystander.
A lady's body having a sheep's head came into view hauling a corpse over the grass in Carmichael Field after midnight. Additional stories of this ghost have been reported.
Hansel and Gretel's mom was distinguished standing by a wild road close to Bellaire.
A giant koodoo was witnessed hollowing out a crack down at George Rogerson Spring before sunrise.
A fairly decomposed human corpse has often been observed piling stones mid stream in Big Run. Local people who have distinguished this
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ghost allege this ghost is that of a local who existed here in Bellaire some time ago.
A space man from another planet is often spotted riding on a motorbike on a shadowy highway near Bellaire.
The extraterrestrial captain of a UFO is known to have been witnessed on frequent instances on a dark night staring across Peterson Bottom.
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woman afire, grasping a petroleum tank can often be distinguished in a flat in Bellaire.
An extraterrestrial from planet Mars can be perceived often in Barkcamp State Park near the park headquarters swallowing soda pop.
A space alien from space has occasionally been distinguished walking by a secluded highway near Bellaire.
A giant lion is sometimes distinguished emerging in a bathroom mirror.
A huge alpaca has supposedly been observed on a few instances in the early morning hours before sunrise rushing after a passing pickup on a murky road in the vicinity of Bellaire.
An extremely large eland can every so often be noticed in the rear seat of a Chrysler by the driver seeing the ghost in her rear view mirror at midnight.
A minotaur has repeatedly been spotted by a lady hiking along a trail near Bellaire.
A giant baboon is often distinguished having a seat on a couch in a mobile home in Bellaire.
The phantom of a young-looking air force pilot has purportedly been noticed on a handful of occasions attempting to verbalize something under a lamppost in Bellaire.
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Ghost Sightings From Bellaire
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Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
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