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These are some lies we made up about Bedford.
A space man from another part of the galaxy has been said to have been observed on a small number of instances chatting into the night as if someone besides was near.
An alien may repeatedly be observed swallowing water from Bridal Veil Falls at midnight.
The extraterrestrial navigator of a UFO has sometimes been made out walking a Poodle around midnight on a dark Bedford road.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another solar system is sometimes seen covering a corpse by a big boulder in Adams Park in the early morning hours.
A man having a sword in his head may once in a while be distinguished fishing from the shore of Lake Plata very late at night. People here who have witnessed this phantom argue this phantom is that of a local resident who resided here in Bedford before the present.
The ghost of a mailman was spotted looking through trailer windows in Bedford before dawn. This is one of those ghosts that is witnessed very frequently in the
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vicinity. Whichever way, this ghost undeniably is frightening; one that you would not want to come across around midnight.
A very large gila monster emerged at Chippewa Creek in the early morning hours heaving boulders into the flowing water.
A gigantic gopher materialized at midnight fluttering over Chippewa Ford Field.
A space
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invader from deep space was noticed at Lower Shaker Lake Dam before sunrise looking at the surroundings.
Vincent van Gogh was seen watching cable in a Bedford living room late at night.
The martian mechanic of an alien spaceship has frequently been observed facing the observer in Cuyahoga Valley National Recreation Area outside the ranger station.
A gigantic hartebeest is regularly noticed rummaging around in trash container on a Bedford residential street.
A gigantic hog has been said to have been perceived on a handful of occasions by the entrance to Cleveland Lakefront State Park going mad.
Hansel and Gretel's mom may repeatedly be distinguished hovering in the air like a balloon in Bedford.
An extremely large ram can be noticed very often looking at an old woman slumbering on a couch in a home in Bedford.
A feminine character is every now and then spotted trying on a jacket in a Bedford flat.
A space alien from planet Neptune may from time to time be noticed ascending up from a manhole
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on a Bedford residential street late in the night.
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Ghost Sightings From Bedford
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Ghost Sightings From Bedford
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
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