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These are some lies we made up about Beaverdam.
A huge bull is often distinguished pulling a body from the freezing water of Hog Creek in the early morning hours.
A headless gentleman has supposedly been perceived on many occasions mounted on a mule beside a road in close proximity to Beaverdam. One thing is for certain, this spirit undoubtedly is frightening; one that should be left alone.
The martian commander of a UFO can frequently be witnessed striding through a flat in the neighborhood of Beaverdam.
Ferdinand Magellan can be spotted very frequently by Bluffton College Lake Dam late at night staring at the water.
A space invader from planet Neptune has from time to time been noticed in Allen County Farm Park very late at night concealing a body by a big boulder.
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The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
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