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These are some lies we made up about Beaver.
An martian tourist from outer space is once in a while witnessed surveying the vista from the apex of Gravel Hill very late at night.
A space invader from planet Saturn is rumored to have been witnessed on a handful of instances flashing a lantern in Andrew Hollow on a dark night.
The ghost of a young-looking air force pilot can sometimes be seen late at night drifting along Bee Lick.
An alien from another world has repeatedly been spotted moving orbs about at the water at Pine Lake.
A youthful girl sporting a bloody dress has allegedly been perceived on a small number of occasions by Big Rock Lake Dam late at night staring at the water. Anyway, it's a frightening ghost that you do not want to meet at the stroke of midnight.
A mermaid may often be noticed in Liberty Wildlife Area in the early morning hours before sunrise appearing chilling.
A gigantic sheep may be witnessed very frequently in a mirror in a Beaver trailer; the ghost was exclusively perceptible in the mirror.
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Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
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