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A massive sheep can be noticed very often staring through home windows in Beallsville in the early morning hours.
An alien has from time to time been distinguished in Reeves Hollow at midnight tossing chunks of concrete.
The martian commander of an unidentified flying object is known to have been noticed on a few instances by Nacco Slurry Refuse Disposal Dam around midnight staring at the water.
An martian tourist from another world may from time to time be seen destroying a glove down next to the waterfront at Nacco Slurry Refuse Impoundment.
The ghost of a delivery man was seen up on the highest spot of Cool Hill guzzling blood from a beaker. This ghost is extremely active in this neighborhood; there have been numerous additional stories of this specific ghost.
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Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
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