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These are some lies we made up about Beachwood.
The alien navigator of an alien spacecraft emerged on a Beachwood lane late in the night.
The ghost of a young-looking lady with a cable around her neck was spotted gazing at a woman sleeping in an armchair in a mobile home in Beachwood. The ghost mentioned avenging a killing. If you listen to the people who live here, this ghost may be a recognized yesteryear resident of Beachwood.
A man lacking a head is frequently seen trying on a shirt in a Beachwood residence.
An extremely scary spirit can often be made out by Bridal Veil Falls late in the night attempting to verbalize something. Based on what the local residents say, this ghost is in all probability the undead ghost of a resident who used to have a home here in Beachwood. No matter what, this ghost undoubtedly is creepy; one that should be kept away from.
A very large ibex can be observed often on the summit of Orange Hill before sunrise gazing at the vista.
An ET from Venus
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has once in a while been seen in Ambler Heights Historic District after midnight scaring folks.
The ghost of an old prospector with a large mustache and an eye patch is now and then perceived poking around in mailboxes at midnight in Beachwood. Lots of folks who live here argue this ghost is the undead soul of a former Beachwood local resident.
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extraterrestrial from another planet has purportedly been spotted on a handful of instances enjoying the surroundings at Fairmount Upground Reservoir Dam before sunrise.
A huge jerboa may now and then be perceived playing a piece of music on a fiddle in a Beachwood trailer.
The ghost of an old lady hauling a gun has frequently been noticed in Cleveland Lakefront State Park near the ranger station staring wrathfully at the witness. Folks who have noticed this ghost argue this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was killed while traveling through Beachwood many years ago.
The ghost of a waitress is frequently witnessed shouting at the witness to leave in Cuyahoga Valley National Recreation Area right by the ranger station. One thing is for certain, this is an unfriendly ghost that you would not want to bump into late at night.
An alien has allegedly been noticed on a few occasions in a Beachwood school before sunrise strolling the corridors.
An martian voyager from another galaxy may be spotted repeatedly in
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an apartment next to Beachwood.
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Ghost Sightings From Beachwood
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Ghost Sightings From Beachwood
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
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