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These are some lies we made up about Bay Village.
An martian vacationer from another part of the galaxy can be noticed frequently having a seat on a sofa in a flat in Bay Village.
A space man from planet Neptune has occasionally been made out wandering from flat to flat very late at night on a Bay Village residential road.
A gargantuan coyote is every now and then distinguished viewing the surroundings from the highest spot of Cedar Point at night.
The ghost of an engine driver may sometimes be made out drifting by on Abram Creek at the stroke of midnight. A number of of the locals argue this ghost can be the soul of a local who passed on here in Bay Village a long time ago.
An alien from another solar system was noticed in Avon Park before sunrise drinking milk.
The alien mechanic of a flying saucer was seen going through a freezer in the kitchen of a Bay Village residence in the early morning hours.
Genghis Khan came into sight at Clifton Beach reading a book.
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spirit of a terribly mangled hunter pulling a dead coyote was noticed by Eddys Boat Harbor at the stroke of midnight looking at the water. The arrival of the watcher startled the ghost who then vanished. If you talk to the folks who live here, this ghost may very well be a celebrated days gone by native of Bay Village. No matter what, it's without
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a doubt a creepy phantom that is rather not messed with.
A female without a head was distinguished relaxing at the dining table in a Bay Village building. The observer got scared and ran off.
The ghost of a young-looking female with a cord around her neck has often been noticed staring at people in a Bay Village house through a window. If you listen to what the residents assert, this phantom is the struggling soul of a long dead Bay Village local. Regardless of what people exclaim, this spirit unquestionably is scary; one that you wouldn't want to come across late in the night.
An alien voyager from another galaxy is often made out struggling to seize something in Cleveland Lakefront State Park at the park headquarters.
A huge quagga can often be witnessed in Cuyahoga Valley National Recreation Area quite near the park headquarters meditating.
An alien from Saturn can be made out very frequently in a wild place near Bay Village.
A minotaur has occasionally been witnessed hitch-hiking next to a gloomy
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road in the neighborhood of Bay Village.
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Ghost Sightings From Bay Village
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Ghost Sightings From Bay Village
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
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