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These are some lies we made up about Batavia.
A space man from planet Neptune is from time to time witnessed standing by a desolate highway near Batavia.
Plato may every now and then be distinguished in an apartment in Batavia.
A space invader from space was distinguished in a Batavia home.
A gigantic rabbit showed up flashing a lamp in Possum Hollow at midnight.
An extremely large lizard was made out at Back Run in the early morning hours throwing pebbles into the flowing water.
A space alien materialized observing the scenery from the apex of Galley Hill before sunrise.
The phantom of an awfully charred woman was observed shouting names in a rubber raft on Lake Allyn. The spirit spoke of revenging a slaying. No matter what people exclaim, it sure is a terrifying phantom that any normal person wouldn't wish to come across.
A minotaur was seen in Camp Allyn Park on a dark night pulling a cadaver across the ground.
A colossal roebuck has often been distinguished
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becoming visible in a bedroom mirror.
The alien mechanic of an alien spaceship is repeatedly made out relaxing in an armchair in a mobile home near Batavia.
The spirit of a gentleman having a word engraved into his hand has been perceived on a few occasions at Cincinnati Nature Center Lake Dam late in the night enjoying the panorama.
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space alien from the Moon may often be spotted in the backseat of a Honda by the driver catching a sight of the spirit in her rear view mirror in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An alien from another galaxy may be seen repeatedly by a man fishing by a lake right next door to Batavia.
The phantom of an awfully mangled huntsman dragging a dead coyote has from time to time been made out in Blue Licks Battlefield State Park by the park headquarters seeking a shoe. It has been claimed that this particular spirit enjoys frightening unwise people who come trying to find spirits in Batavia. Well, this ghost unquestionably is creepy; one that you shouldn't go trying to find.
The phantom of a young lady with a rope around her neck is sometimes spotted seated on a couch in a residence in Batavia. If you listen to the residents, this phantom may very well be a celebrated yesteryear native of Batavia. In any case, it's a creepy phantom that is preferably not disrupted.
A space alien has been said to have been noticed on
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a small number of occasions gulping orange juice beneath a streetlamp in Batavia.
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Ghost Sightings From Batavia
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Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
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