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These are some lies we made up about Barton.
The ghost of a street bum has purportedly been distinguished on several instances searching for something along a secluded highway close to Barton late in the night.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another planet can frequently be seen sniveling in Memorial Park late in the night.
A space alien from Pluto has every now and then been seen by Aults Run gazing.
The phantom of a young-looking lady covered in blood is occasionally witnessed hanging out in an empty house in Barton.
The spirit of an old sorceress has purportedly been witnessed on frequent occasions taking in the scenery at Dorothy Mine Pond Dam on a dark night.
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Ghost Sightings From Barton
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Ghost Sightings From Barton
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
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