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These are some lies we made up about Bartlett.
A gargantuan kinkajou has supposedly been witnessed on one or two instances looking terrifying by Aldridge Run.
A space man from outer space can once in a while be seen in Downtown Chesterhill Historic District in the early morning hours before sunrise looking irritably at the onlooker.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has often been observed at Wagner Pond Dam very late at night shouting at the witness to beat it.
A space man from Mars is often observed hurling rocks beside a soaring tree in Gifford State Forest.
A soldier's outfit strolling around devoid of a body in it has purportedly been witnessed on frequent instances standing by the side of a gloomy road right next door to Bartlett. Anyway, this is a hostile phantom that you wouldn't wish to bump into on a dark night.
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Ghost Sightings From Bartlett
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Ghost Sightings From Bartlett
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
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