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These are some lies we made up about Barnesville.
A space invader was witnessed drinking blood from a jar in Barnesville Historic District before sunrise.
An alien voyager from another solar system was made out looking for a box at Barnesville Lake Dam very late at night.
A giant ox has regularly been perceived on the water's edge of Barnesville Lake drinking apple juice.
The phantom of a farmer having on a worn straw hat is frequently distinguished scrutinizing Cat Hollow in detail before sunrise. One of the people who live here steadfastly argues that this phantom likes scaring foolhardy folks who are courageous enough to upset the calm in Barnesville. In any case, it's a chilling ghost that you do not want to bump into around midnight.
Goldilocks has been said to have been perceived on a handful of occasions reading a book beneath a lamppost in Barnesville.
A space alien from space may frequently be distinguished gripping a human headbone by Brushy Creek.
A space alien may be
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observed repeatedly pacing from building to building late at night on a Barnesville road.
The alien crew member of an alien spacecraft has sometimes been perceived quite near the entrance to Barkcamp State Park looking.
A gargantuan sloth is once in a while witnessed resting at a table in a Barnesville flat.
A youthful girl sporting
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a blood-covered wedding gown has supposedly been spotted on several instances in a wild area in the neighborhood of Barnesville. Whatever folks articulate, it's sure a terrifying ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
An alien voyager from another world has frequently been seen waving to cars in the middle of a shady highway in the neighborhood of Barnesville.
An alien from planet Venus is often distinguished dispatching a packet at a Barnesville post office.
A space invader from outer space is known to have been perceived on one or two occasions verbalizing into the night as if someone besides was present.
A gentleman with a machete in his head may often be witnessed walking a Terrier at midnight on a gloomy Barnesville road. Anyway, this is an intimidating ghost that is preferably not disrupted.
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If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
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