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These are some lies we made up about Barberton.
The martian navigator of an alien spaceship has often been seen at Columbia Lake Dam after midnight enjoying the surroundings.
A guy without a head has allegedly been made out on one or two occasions scooping out a cavity by Copley Swamp.
An enormously creepy phantom can often be observed late at night stopping by Wintergreen Ledges. Scores of folks who live here allege this phantom loves startling foolish people who come trying to find phantoms in Barberton. Regardless of what, this phantom indisputably is frightening; one that should be kept away from.
A sasquatch may be witnessed very often in Aquae Park late in the night burying a dead body by a big boulder.
An alien explorer from outer space has occasionally been made out trying on a hat in a Barberton home.
The ghost of an elderly woman clutching a shot gun is every now and then spotted up on Sherbondy Hill guzzling paint.
A gigantic marmoset has been said to have
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been distinguished on frequent instances gazing down into the water at Latham Bay in the early morning hours.
The ghost of an elderly Indian chief can occasionally be observed creeping up from a manhole on a Barberton avenue at night.
A sizeable bloodcurdling beast has regularly been made out looking for a person in Rogue Hollow after
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midnight.
A black bat that transformed into a woman is often witnessed on the water's edge of Dollar Lake grasping a human skull. Folks here claim that this ghost might be a well-known former time inhabitant of Barberton.
A gigantic gila monster has been witnessed on many occasions going for a moonlight-hour swim at Turkeyfoot Beach.
A space man from the cosmos may frequently be observed nosing around in mailboxes at midnight in Barberton.
The spirit of a young-looking lady outfitted as a house keeper can be spotted very frequently hauling a cadaver from the cold water of Feeder Race River at the stroke of midnight.
A gargantuan okapi has once in a while been noticed musicalizing on a harpsichord in a Barberton building.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an alien spacecraft is now and then observed in a Barberton school in the early morning hours before sunrise pacing the corridors.
Julius Ceasar has purportedly been witnessed on a few occasions in a mirror in a Barberton building; the ghost was only
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to be seen in the mirror.
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Ghost Sightings From Barberton
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Ghost Sightings From Barberton
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
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