|
| |
These are some lies we made up about Baltimore.
Henry VIII was seen staring angrily at the viewer in Alt Park late at night.
An extraterrestrial was seen by a lady canoeing in a river next to Baltimore.
A guy with a large hole through his upper body has frequently been seen in a rubber boat on Kilbarger Pond going bananas. According to what the residents declare, this spirit takes pleasure in scaring foolish people who come trying to locate spirits in Baltimore.
A gargantuan dromedary is often perceived looking at the view at Christian Center Lake Dam at night.
A very large anteater is rumored to have been distinguished on a few instances by Bloody Run Swamp stacking pebbles.
A guy with the head of a beast can often be spotted seated on a bench in a trailer in Baltimore. In any case, it's undeniably a frightening ghost that should be left alone.
A Yeti can be witnessed very frequently downing blood from a mug by a streetlamp in Baltimore.
A female in flames, carrying
| |
|
a petroleum tank has once in a while been witnessed in the center of Bell Run trying to find a book. Regardless of what people articulate, this is an unsympathetic spirit that you don't want to bump into before dawn.
The ghost of a grower wearing a worn hat is every now and then distinguished wandering from apartment to apartment in the early
| |
| |
morning hours on a Baltimore street.
The martian commander of an extraterrestrial spaceship has allegedly been noticed on a small number of occasions taking a rest at a coffee table in a Baltimore trailer.
A huge mare can once in a while be noticed at the entrance to A.W. Marion State Park conversing into the air.
A large creepy monster is regularly made out gazing at people in a Baltimore home through a door crack.
An ET from Jupiter has allegedly been made out on frequent instances trying to flag down cars down a shadowy highway in the neighborhood of Baltimore.
A young girl wearing a bloody prom dress may often be perceived posting a package at a Baltimore post office. Either way, it undeniably is a creepy ghost that any sound person would not want to bump into.
A space invader from another world may be made out often drinking gasoline from a fuel pump at a refueling station in Baltimore.
|
|
Ghost Sightings From Baltimore
Submit a lie about Baltimore, Ohio:
Other untruthful towns near Baltimore, Ohio:
Kirkersville, Ohio, 5 miles away
Thurston, Ohio, 5 miles away
Etna, Ohio, 7 miles away
Millersport, Ohio, 7 miles away
Carroll, Ohio, 7 miles away
Lancaster, Ohio, 8 miles away
Pleasantville, Ohio, 8 miles away
Pataskala, Ohio, 9 miles away
Hebron, Ohio, 10 miles away
Pickerington, Ohio, 10 miles away
| | |
The latest lies from around the world
All towns and cities in
Ohio
|
Ghost Sightings From Baltimore
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
MORE JOKES
|
