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These are some lies we made up about Bainbridge.
An enormous ocelot came into sight climbing out of a manhole on a Bainbridge street on a dark night.
The ghost of a youthful female covered in blood showed up stacking bricks by Buckskin Creek. The phantom was consumed by the night after being observed. If you talk to the residents, this spirit is most likely the tormented spirit of a resident who used to live here in Bainbridge. Regardless of what people say, this is an unsympathetic ghost that is better not messed with.
A guy with a big hole through his chest was distinguished playing a melody on a harp in a Bainbridge residence. When noticed the ghost came within reach of the watcher who then ran off.
A guy with the head of a demon was perceived trying to find a book at Crawley Lake Dam on a dark night. This exact phantom has been observed time and again in this spot.
An enormous oryx has repeatedly been seen in a Bainbridge secondary school in the early morning hours marching the
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halls.
A semi decayed human dead body is frequently observed smoking a cigar in Seip Mound State Memorial late at night.
A space invader has allegedly been noticed on several instances in the early morning hours before sunrise glancing over Beech Flats.
A Plateosaurus may frequently be witnessed trying to locate somebody up on
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the top of Asher Hill.
A female in flames, grasping a gas bottle can be noticed over and over again on the water's edge of Paint Creek Lake holding a human headbone. Based on what the locals argue, this ghost is the stressed spirit of a long dead Bainbridge local resident.
An extremely large platypus has once in a while been seen in Alexander Hollow in the early morning hours before sunrise yelling.
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Ghost Sightings From Bainbridge
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
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