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These are some lies we made up about Avon Lake.
A giant quagga has been said to have been noticed on numerous instances looking across Avon Basin in the early morning hours.
An alien from another solar system was spotted at night sprinting after a passing Jeep on a dark highway in the vicinity of Avon Lake.
An enormous anteater emerged gardening in the yard of an apartment in Avon Lake.
An alien was observed in Avon Park late at night hiding a body by a large boulder.
The ghost of a zinc-miner became visible having a seat on a couch in a trailer in Avon Lake. The ghost was gobbled up by the night after being perceived. Whatever folks express, this ghost sure is scary; one that you shouldn't go seeking.
A woman with a fairly transparent body was distinguished wandering from apartment to apartment before sunrise on an Avon Lake street. Panic stricken by the viewers the spirit fled into the darkness. One thing is for certain, this is a nasty ghost that should be let alone.
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ghost of a guy having on a police outfit has repeatedly been perceived taking a swim down at Huntington Beach on a dark night. Nevertheless, it without a doubt is a creepy ghost that you wouldn't wish to encounter late at night.
The alien mechanic of an extraterrestrial spaceship is repeatedly witnessed smoking a cigar by Cahoon Creek.
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giant roebuck is rumored to have been distinguished on a handful of occasions having a seat at the kitchen counter in an Avon Lake home.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead may be made out often reading a newsletter in Cleveland Lakefront State Park by the park headquarters.
The ghost of a guy sporting a soldier's uniform has once in a while been observed quite near Cuyahoga Valley National Recreation Area looking for somebody.
A gargantuan finch is now and then observed looking at people in an Avon Lake trailer through a window.
An martian explorer from the cosmos has purportedly been observed on a few instances in a desolate neighborhood right next door to Avon Lake.
The armor of a medieval knight with no human being inside may now and then be observed dispatching a package at an Avon Lake post office.
The ghost of a female with a sack strapped around her head has often been perceived downing regular unleaded from a pump at a fueling station in Avon Lake. If you talk to the
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locals, this phantom is that of a person who had a home here in Avon Lake before the present.
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Ghost Sightings From Avon Lake
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Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
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