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A dragon is seen on-and-off blowing bubbles in a park on a street off a highway near a playground in Avon.
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These are some lies we made up about Avon.
A massive hog was perceived on an Avon lane at midnight.
One of Ali Baba's Forty Thieves was perceived hiding a body by a large boulder in Avon Park on a dark night.
A guy devoid of a head appeared hovering in the air like a hot-air balloon in Avon. The ghost didn't seem to be worried by the observers. Locals who have seen this ghost argue this ghost takes pleasure in frightening foolish folks who come searching for ghosts in Avon.
A space man from another galaxy was distinguished looking at a guy snoozing on a mattress in a house in Avon.
An extremely large sheep is frequently seen gazing across Avon Basin before sunrise.
An unbelievably terrifying ghost has supposedly been noticed on several instances in a grocery store in the Avon area.
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A local resident claims that this spirit could be the soul of a local who passed away here in Avon in the past. In any case, this is a hostile ghost that is rather not messed with.
A huge dormouse can frequently be distinguished pushing orbs about next to the water at Huntington Beach.
The alien mechanic of an alien spacecraft can be
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witnessed time and again hurling pebbles into the stream at Cahoon Creek around midnight.
The ghost of an elderly gold digger with a sizeable beard and a wooden left leg is occasionally noticed trying on clothes in an Avon flat. Regardless of what people verbalize, it's a creepy spirit that you do not want to come across in the early morning hours.
An alien explorer from another solar system has allegedly been made out on several instances turning toward the watcher outside the entrance to Cleveland Lakefront State Park.
A gigantic ape can from time to time be witnessed gazing angrily at the onlooker near the entrance to Cuyahoga Valley National Recreation Area.
The ghost of an elderly woman grasping a pistol has frequently been distinguished struggling up from a storm drain on an Avon avenue in the early morning hours before sunrise. One thing is for certain, it is in all certainty a scary ghost that any reasonable person wouldn't want to meet.
The phantom of a waitress is regularly made out musicalizing
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on a harp in an Avon trailer.
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Ghost Sightings From Avon
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Ghost Sightings From Avon
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was late for school.
- What's your excuse Arthur? Asked his teacher.
- You're not gonna believe this but the bus broke down. So I got off the bus and saw a llama. I got on the llama and started riding toward the school. After a while the llama fell down dead, so I left the llama where he died and ran the rest of the way.
- That's the worst excuse I've ever heard, said the teacher, a llama of all things huh? One hour detention after shhool!
A few minutes later 15 kids came panting through the door.
- You guys are late too? Asked the teacher, what happened to you guys.
Delbert's son Delbert Junior said: - Our bus broke down, so we all grabbed a llama and rode, then suddenly the llamas all died and we all ran the rest of the way.
- Yeah right, one hour detention after school!
A few minutes later Douglas' son Douglas Junior showed up late.
- Sorry I'm late, you won't believe what happened, I got on the bus as usual and then...
- Let me guess, the teacher cut in, the bus broke down and...
- No no, said Douglas Junior, the bus was fine but the street was full of dead llamas so the bus couldn't pass.
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