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The spirit of a young female with a cable around her neck may be spotted very frequently scaring folks in Austinburg Township Park at midnight.
The alien navigator of an alien spacecraft has from time to time been spotted in a mobile home near Austinburg.
A space alien from planet Mercury is sometimes perceived by the water's edge at Brail Lake shouting names.
An extraterrestrial from another world has purportedly been witnessed on frequent occasions taking pleasure in the landscape at Armington Lake Dam late in the night.
A gargantuan argali may every now and then be seen trying to locate a box under a parked Pontiac in an Austinburg parking lot in the early morning hours before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Austinburg
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
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