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These are some lies we made up about Aurora.
A gargantuan weasel may be made out time and again in Aurora Center Historic District before sunrise pulling a corpse across the ground.
An alien has sometimes been witnessed in a motor boat on Geauga Lake tossing pieces of wood.
An martian explorer from another planet is sometimes perceived scraping out a hollow at Aurora Pond Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An Allosaurus has supposedly been spotted on a handful of instances marching from building to building around midnight on an Aurora residential street.
A space man from Saturn can from time to time be made out floating along on McFarland Creek at midnight.
A luminous human character has frequently been distinguished rummaging around in the refrigerator in the kitchen of an Aurora trailer late in the night.
The ghost of a pregnant woman is repeatedly perceived on the apex of McConougheys Hill very late at night gazing at the sight. In any case, it undeniably
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is a scary ghost that any sensible person wouldn't want to meet.
A beheaded man has been witnessed on frequent occasions staring at folks in an Aurora mobile home through a door crack.
The ghost of a nurse with a blood-splattered uniform can often be seen in a deserted place in the neighborhood of Aurora.
A huge panther can be
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noticed time and again hitch-hiking alongside a shadowy highway in the vicinity of Aurora.
The ghost of a guy hauling a blood-splattered sword has every now and then been observed posting an envelope at an Aurora post office.
Little Red Riding Hood is occasionally spotted glugging down unleaded from a fuel pump at a gas station in Aurora.
An armed forces uniform marching about with no body in it has been said to have been observed on several occasions in Cuyahoga Valley National Recreation Area right by the ranger station shouting.
The ghost of an appallingly burned woman may every now and then be made out struggling to say something in Cleveland Lakefront State Park quite near the ranger station. It has been declared that this exact ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was murdered while passing through Aurora some time ago.
A colossal ram was distinguished articulating into the night as if somebody in addition was in attendance.
A space man from the cosmos became visible walking a Cocker Spaniel around
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midnight on a murky Aurora lane.
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Ghost Sightings From Aurora
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Ghost Sightings From Aurora
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
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