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These are some lies we made up about Atwater.
The ghost of an airliner pilot may frequently be made out in an Atwater flat. A woman who lives here claims that this phantom may be the soul of a resident who died here in Atwater before the present. One thing is for certain, this is a hostile ghost that is better not upset.
The alien navigator of a UFO has from time to time been spotted gazing at the water by Dale Walborn Reservoir Dam on a dark night.
An alien from planet Jupiter is once in a while noticed by the water at Dale Walborn Reservoir looking for another ghost.
Nicolaus Copernicus has been witnessed on several instances appearing in a washroom mirror.
A space man from deep space can sometimes be noticed in Deer Creek Park at the stroke of midnight yelling.
The bloodcurdling spirit of a Hun was made out on the peak of Bacon Hill at midnight watching the vista. The onlooker got scared and escaped. One of the people who live here decisively says that this ghost may well be a celebrated days gone
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by native of Atwater. Either way, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that you wouldn't want to encounter late in the night.
A giant burro became visible attempting to verbalize something mid stream in Beech Creek.
An extraterrestrial emerged sitting on a bench in a trailer near Atwater.
A gentleman that shifted shape into a vampire was
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observed after midnight hurrying after a passing car on a gloomy highway close to Atwater. The ghost didn't appear to be worried by the witnesses. Several of those who live here argue this ghost is the stressed spirit of a long dead Atwater local person.
The martian commander of an extraterrestrial spacecraft was noticed gardening in the side garden of a residence in Atwater.
An martian traveler from outer space has repeatedly been made out seated on a sofa in a trailer in Atwater.
An ET from Pluto is frequently spotted facing the bystander under a streetlamp in Atwater.
A space invader from another world may frequently be perceived gazing irritably at the onlooker in Guilford Lake State Park by the park headquarters.
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Ghost Sightings From Atwater
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Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
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