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These are some lies we made up about Attica.
The alien navigator of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has allegedly been spotted on several instances taking pleasure in the vista at Attica Upground Reservoir Dam at night.
The spirit of a terribly burned female can sometimes be witnessed throwing pieces of wood into the flow at Brokenknife Creek before dawn. Anyway, this is an unlikable ghost that any rational person wouldn't wish to run into.
The spirit of a gentleman having a pentagram cut into his head was distinguished nosing around in mailboxes on a dark night in Attica. When spotted the spirit came up to the watcher who then ran away.
An ET from Venus materialized playing a tune on a harp in an Attica building.
An extraterrestrial from another galaxy was seen in an Attica highschool on a dark night striding the corridors.
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Ghost Sightings From Attica
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Ghost Sightings From Attica
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
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