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These are some lies we made up about Athens.
A space man from deep space can repeatedly be witnessed staggering through a trailer in the neighborhood of Athens.
The martian captain of an alien spacecraft can be noticed repeatedly pointing at the bystander up on Chandlers Hill.
A character with a skeleton face wearing shady robes has every so often been observed in Athens Downtown Historic District at midnight staring crossly at the observer. In any case, it without a doubt is a bloodcurdling ghost that you would not want to encounter in the early morning hours.
An alien traveler from another part of the galaxy is once in a while perceived marching through an Athens area cemetery.
A space man from planet Jupiter can every so often be noticed tossing bricks in the middle of a desolate road close to Athens very late at night.
An extremely large boar was seen staying in an empty dwelling in Athens.
A woman having a machete in her head was observed at Biddle Creek before sunrise
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throwing pebbles into the stream. The viewer ran off after he witnessed the ghost. Several of the residents claim this ghost enjoys startling people who are courageous enough to interrupt the calm in Athens.
The phantom of a young Indian warrior became visible on the water's edge of Rainbow Lake searching for a hat. The ghost didn't care that
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there was somebody other in attendance. If you listen to the local residents, this ghost can be the spirit of a resident who passed on here in Athens a long time ago. Regardless of what, this is a bad ghost that any wise person wouldn't want to encounter.
The ghost of a jet pilot was witnessed gazing over Wolfs Plains at the stroke of midnight. When the observer materialized the ghost escaped. Based on what the local residents claim, this ghost could be a distinguished days gone by inhabitant of Athens.
The ghost of a sturdy lumberjack hauling a sizeable axe was witnessed in Ross Hollow late in the night smoking a pipe. The arrival of the viewer startled the phantom who then vanished. Many local residents argue this phantom is in all probability the undead phantom of a local resident who used to have a home here in Athens.
A big menacing dragon has regularly been observed speaking into the thin air at Columbus and Southern Ohio Electric Company Ash Pond Dam around midnight.
The menacing phantom of a Hun is often distinguished
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riding on a motorcycle on a gloomy road next to Athens. People here claim that this ghost is the tormented spirit of a long forgotten Athens local resident. No matter what folks say, it undeniably is a creepy spirit that you shouldn't go looking for.
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Ghost Sightings From Athens
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Ghost Sightings From Athens
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
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