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These are some lies we made up about Ashville.
A sizeable terrifying beast has supposedly been seen on a handful of occasions marching through a building near Ashville.
A partly translucent gentleman clothed as the captain of a craft may be noticed frequently at a pay phone in Ashville using the telephone. It has been claimed that this exact ghost is the undeceased soul of a long dead Ashville local person.
A colossal mouse has once in a while been spotted trashing a box by Big Walnut Creek.
The ghost of a youthful man having on a confederate uniform is once in a while perceived staring at the water by Wolfe Pond Dam on a dark night.
A colossal goat has purportedly been seen on a few instances in A.W. Marion State Park near the park headquarters swallowing paint.
A giant burro may once in a while be witnessed in A W Marion Memorial in the early morning hours before sunrise smoking a cigar.
An ET from planet Venus has often been distinguished striding through an Ashville
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area cemetery.
A space man from another world has purportedly been witnessed on a handful of instances carrying a cranium by the side of a secluded highway near Ashville after midnight.
A Megalosaurus can regularly be made out staying in a vacant mansion in Ashville.
The alien mechanic of an extraterrestrial spacecraft may be noticed
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repeatedly standing by a desolate road in close proximity to Ashville.
The phantom of a bound up man has occasionally been made out riding on a motorbike on a gloomy highway close to Ashville.
An martian explorer from another solar system is every so often seen in a trailer in Ashville.
A space invader from planet Mars has been said to have been spotted on frequent instances in an Ashville residence.
A space man from space can from time to time be noticed staggering alongside a deserted highway close to Ashville.
A giant colt was seen coming into view in a closet mirror.
The ghost of a young-looking woman soaked in blood came into view after midnight sprinting after a passing vehicle on a dark highway next to Ashville. The bystander ran away after she saw the ghost. According to the locals, this phantom is that of a resident who settled here in Ashville long ago.
A gargantuan crocodile was witnessed in the backseat of a VW by the driver catching a sight of the ghost in his rear view mirror late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Ashville
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Ghost Sightings From Ashville
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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