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These are some lies we made up about Ashtabula.
A massive turtle may often be made out in a wild spot next to Ashtabula.
The spirit of a young-looking guy wearing a winter coat can be made out very often burying a corpse by a large boulder in Ashtabula Harbour Commercial Historic District in the early morning hours before sunrise. Whatever people say, it's without a doubt a scary ghost that you would not want to encounter on a dark night.
A decapitated gentleman has once in a while been made out drifting down Ashtabula River after midnight. It's been claimed that this exact ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was murdered while passing through Ashtabula a long time ago. One thing is for certain, this phantom undoubtedly is frightening; one that any sound person wouldn't wish to meet.
The martian navigator of a UFO has been said to have been distinguished on many occasions spitting at passing cars beside a shady highway right next door to Ashtabula.
The phantom of a doctor with a blood-splattered
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uniform can once in a while be made out looking at the water by Ashtabula County Outdoor Club Lake Dam in the early morning hours. According to what the local residents assert, this spirit is that of a person who settled here in Ashtabula some time ago.
A very large waterbuck was perceived chucking boulders on the water's edge of Ashtabula County
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Outdoor Club Lake.
The ghost of a gentleman clutching a blood-covered axe appeared drinking regular unleaded from a gasoline pump at a fueling station in Ashtabula. The observer got freaked out and fled. Loads of locals assert this ghost takes pleasure in frightening foolish people who come trying to locate ghosts in Ashtabula. In any case, this is an intimidating ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
A colossal chinchilla was perceived walking a Terrier at the stroke of midnight on a dark Ashtabula street.
A very large impala was seen peeping through trailer windows in Ashtabula on a dark night.
An martian voyager from the cosmos has often been noticed watching TV in an Ashtabula living room in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial from Mars is often noticed at the entrance to Geneva State Park swallowing chlorine.
A military uniform staggering about without a body in it may repeatedly be noticed in Cuyahoga Valley National Recreation Area at the park headquarters smoking
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a pipe. Local people who have perceived this phantom assert this phantom may be the soul of a person who lived here who died here in Ashtabula a long time ago.
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Ghost Sightings From Ashtabula
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Ghost Sightings From Ashtabula
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
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