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Aladdin is known to have been seen on several instances stacking chunks of concrete in Delaware State Park outside the park headquarters.
A semi see-through man dressed as the skipper of a freight ship may regularly be witnessed trashing a map in Delaware Reservoir Wildlife Area in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A huge coyote can be observed over and over again hauling a dead body from the cold water of Big Run very late at night.
The martian navigator of a flying saucer has every so often been spotted enjoying the landscape at Gleasonkamp Pond Dam at midnight.
A large chilling ghost has been said to have been witnessed on numerous instances standing by a wild road right next door to Ashley. A person who lives here declares that this ghost could be the soul of a local resident who died here in Ashley before the present. Regardless of what, this is a bad spirit that any sensible person wouldn't want to come across.
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Ghost Sightings From Ashley
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Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
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