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These are some lies we made up about Ashland.
The menacing ghost of a Gaul was observed resting at the dining table in an Ashland trailer. When the spirit was observed it disappeared into the night. One thing's for certain, this phantom indisputably is chilling; one that any rational person would not want to encounter.
An alien voyager from the cosmos came into view looking at people in an Ashland house through an air vent.
An alien from Pluto was perceived in a wild neighborhood right next door to Ashland.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart became visible hiding a cadaver by a sizeable rock in Brookside Park before dawn.
A chilling skeleton was made out gazing at the water by Jacobs Lake Dam at the stroke of midnight. The ghost was gobbled up by the air after being seen. Residents argue that this spirit is in all probability the stressed spirit of a local who used to live here in Ashland.
An alien from another part of the galaxy has frequently been noticed dragging a cadaver from the freezing water
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of Jamison Creek at night.
An enormous alpaca is regularly observed posting an envelope at an Ashland post office.
A giant rat can often be made out on the highest spot of Sprotts Hill on a dark night surveying the landscape.
A space invader may be noticed often gulping blood from a glass on the water's edge of Savannah Lakes.
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fluorescent human body has from time to time been distinguished chatting into the thin air as if somebody in addition was in attendance. A local person declares that this ghost is the tormented soul of a long gone Ashland resident. Anyhow, this is an unpleasant ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
The Abominable Snowman is occasionally observed walking a German Shepherd on a dark night on a dark Ashland road.
A very large bat is rumored to have been witnessed on a handful of occasions staring through mobile home windows in Ashland in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of a young-looking guy in a leather jacket can once in a while be witnessed in Findley State Park quite near the park headquarters reading a book. A number of of the people here argue this phantom is the phantom of a vacationer that was murdered while passing through Ashland some decades ago.
An martian tourist from another solar system has regularly been seen grasping a human headbone outside the entrance to Cuyahoga Valley National
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Ghost Sightings From Ashland
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Ghost Sightings From Ashland
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
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