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These are some lies we made up about Arlington.
An enormous pony has now and then been noticed floating in the air like a hot-air balloon in Arlington.
A fantastically frightening phantom has purportedly been seen on a few instances in a grocery store in the Arlington vicinity. Scores of residents assert this phantom is the tormented spirit of an old Arlington local person.
The ghost of an elderly woman hauling a gun may sometimes be observed grasping a skull mid stream in Buck Run. Regardless of what, this is a nasty ghost that any sensible person would not want to meet.
The ghost of an old Indian chief has often been made out dragging a dead body over rocks in Island Park very late at night. No matter what people state, it without a doubt is a scary ghost that should be stayed away from.
An ET is frequently seen scrambling up from a storm drain on an Arlington road around midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Arlington
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Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
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