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These are some lies we made up about Archbold.
The spirit of a young-looking Indian fighter can now and then be observed hanging out in a neglected home in Archbold. Locals here say that this phantom is that of a local person who had a home here in Archbold a long time ago.
An ET from space is often witnessed very late at night floating along on Bean Creek.
The phantom of a jetliner pilot has supposedly been spotted on numerous instances collecting wood in Goll Woods in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An Iguanodon can be seen repeatedly in Goll Woods Nature Preserve around midnight hauling a body over the grass.
A very large ibex is now and then witnessed standing by a deserted road outside Archbold.
The alien mechanic of a flying saucer has allegedly been observed on one or two occasions mounted on a scooter on a dark highway in the vicinity of Archbold.
The phantom of a strong lumberjack gripping a large axe can from time to time be distinguished in a flat in
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Archbold. Whatever folks utter, it is in all certainty a menacing ghost that is rather not upset.
Hansel and Gretel's mom was distinguished by the entrance to Cambridge State Historic Park heaving stones.
An extraterrestrial explorer from space emerged in an Archbold house.
A space alien from planet Saturn was spotted staggering
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down a secluded road next to Archbold.
The menacing ghost of a Hun materialized having a seat in an armchair in a flat close to Archbold. The phantom did not appear to be bothered by the onlookers.
A space invader from deep space was spotted around midnight hurrying after a passing Honda on a dark highway near Archbold.
An alien is repeatedly observed pulling up weeds in the back yard of a home in Archbold.
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Ghost Sightings From Archbold
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
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