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These are some lies we made up about Apple Creek.
A gigantic beaver has supposedly been spotted on numerous occasions flashing a light in a motor boat on Meadow Lake.
An extraterrestrial traveler from the cosmos may every now and then be witnessed hurling bricks into the current at Crosskeys Run very late at night.
The ghost of a youthful man sporting a coat was noticed in a restaurant in the Apple Creek area. Other reports of this spirit have been reported. Some of those who live here assert this ghost is the undeceased soul of a long forgotten Apple Creek local person.
A beheaded man was spotted at Harmony Lake Dam very late at night taking in the surroundings. This ghost is incredibly active in this area; there have been a few additional accounts of this specific ghost. It's been asserted that this specific ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was killed while driving through Apple Creek before the present.
A huge guinea pig materialized burying a dead body by a big boulder in Gailey Park before
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sunrise.
A colossal turtle was perceived trying on clothes in an Apple Creek mobile home.
A space alien from outer space was perceived climbing out of a storm drain on an Apple Creek avenue at midnight.
A female with her head and right arm and left leg removed has often been seen playing a song on a guitar in an Apple Creek building.
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According to what the local residents argue, this ghost is that of a resident who existed here in Apple Creek in the past.
The martian pilot of a flying saucer is often distinguished in a mirror in an Apple Creek building; the spirit was solely observable in the mirror.
An army uniform strolling around with no body in it has supposedly been noticed on numerous occasions annihilating a photo in Cuyahoga Valley National Recreation Area at the park headquarters.
The phantom of a civil war fighter can regularly be seen in a home near Apple Creek. Locals here who have spotted this ghost assert this ghost takes pleasure in scaring folks who come trying to locate ghosts in Apple Creek. No matter what people verbalize, it sure is a menacing ghost that any wise person wouldn't wish to bump into.
A very large hartebeest can be spotted often eating an apple by the entrance to Findley State Park.
An martian voyager from another world has every so often been noticed searching for a picture beneath a parked vehicle
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in an Apple Creek parking lot in the early morning hours.
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Ghost Sightings From Apple Creek
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Ghost Sightings From Apple Creek
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
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