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These are some lies we made up about Antwerp.
A massive chipmunk was witnessed going crazy in Antwerp Community Park late in the night.
The spirit of a young female with a wire around her neck was observed at Marie DeLarme Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise heaving boulders into the water. The phantom didn't seem to be worried by the watchers.
An alien has frequently been distinguished walking a Poodle in the early morning hours before sunrise on a shady Antwerp residential road.
The Ugly Duckling is regularly seen staring through building windows in Antwerp at night.
The martian technician of an extraterrestrial spaceship is known to have been distinguished on numerous occasions browsing through garbage container on an Antwerp street.
A space man from Jupiter may regularly be observed on an Antwerp lane late in the night.
A space invader from another galaxy may be noticed repeatedly sipping milk in Ouabache State Park at the ranger station.
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Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
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