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These are some lies we made up about Ansonia.
An extraterrestrial explorer from outer space can once in a while be noticed flinging rocks into the current at Boyd Creek around midnight.
A gigantic capybara was perceived by a man camping at a campground near Ansonia.
A wandering spirit came into sight in Coppess Nature Sanctuary at midnight hiding a corpse by a big boulder. The eye witness became frightened and escaped. Whatever people utter, this is a bad spirit that is preferably not disturbed.
The ghost of a jet pilot was witnessed relaxing on the floor in a residence in Ansonia. The ghost did not appear to be scared by the eye witnesses.
A space man from deep space was noticed going out of control under a streetlamp in Ansonia.
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Ghost Sightings From Ansonia
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Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
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