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These are some lies we made up about Andover.
A huge moose can regularly be seen going through a cabinet in the bathroom of an Andover residence late in the night.
The phantom of a pregnant woman can be observed very frequently carrying a human skull up on the top of Owens Mound.
A space alien from another part of the galaxy has every now and then been witnessed flinging boulders into Crystal Lake at midnight.
A colossal gopher is rumored to have been noticed on numerous occasions yelling in the middle of Black Creek.
A space man may every so often be distinguished struggling to articulate something by Pymatuning Swamp.
An alien voyager from another galaxy has often been noticed staring at people in an Andover mobile home through a peephole.
An ET from another planet is frequently seen at Galicki Pond Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise reflecting.
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Ghost Sightings From Andover
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Ghost Sightings From Andover
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
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