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These are some lies we made up about Amsterdam.
The alien captain of an extraterrestrial spacecraft may be spotted over and over again in a raft on Kilgore Lake downing blood from a beaker.
A colossal cheetah has once in a while been perceived in a phone booth in Amsterdam using the telephone.
The phantom of a young-looking man wearing a confederate uniform has been perceived on many instances looking at the water by Fay Dam after midnight.
A Pteranodon can once in a while be witnessed striding through an Amsterdam vicinity burial ground.
A giant pig has frequently been distinguished in Blazer Hollow before sunrise reading a pamphlet.
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Ghost Sightings From Amsterdam
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Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
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