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The extraterrestrial mechanic of an unidentified flying object was witnessed burying a body by a big rock in Avery Park before sunrise.
A space alien from planet Pluto was observed looking crossly at the bystander by a desolate highway close to Amlin in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A colossal ibex was witnessed before dawn soaring across Kileville Post Office.
A space man from the cosmos has frequently been witnessed being in a neglected home in Amlin.
An ET is repeatedly perceived looking at the water by Golden Bear Reservoir Dam in the early morning hours.
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Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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