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These are some lies we made up about Amherst.
An ET from planet Venus can repeatedly be noticed by Beaver Creek crying.
Napoleon Bonaparte can be noticed often at Lake Haven Estates Dam at midnight looking at the landscape.
A gigantic canary has from time to time been observed mounted on a steed beside a road in the neighborhood of Amherst.
A dinosaur is occasionally perceived at a coin operated phone in Amherst making a phone call.
A colossal hog has purportedly been distinguished on several instances pulling a corpse over the grass in Amherst Township Park before sunrise.
Little Red Riding Hood has often been noticed marching through an Amherst neighborhood graveyard.
A drifting phantom is repeatedly seen staying in a forsaken home in Amherst. In any event, it's a terrifying ghost that should be left alone.
A space man from another world has supposedly been noticed on many instances standing by a wild highway close to Amherst.
An alien can be perceived frequently
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traveling on a motorcycle on a shadowy road near Amherst.
An extremely large ram is now and then noticed in East Harbor State Park near the park headquarters gazing angrily at the eye witness.
The extraterrestrial captain of an unidentified flying object can every so often be noticed screaming at the onlooker to be off by Cuyahoga Valley
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National Recreation Area.
The ghost of a plane pilot was perceived in an Amherst residence. The arrival of the onlooker terrified the phantom who then vanished.
Marco Polo came into sight striding by a desolate highway in the vicinity of Amherst.
A massive lamb was witnessed taking a rest in a chair in a flat in the neighborhood of Amherst.
A Chupacabra came into view before dawn hurrying after a passing VW on a shady highway next to Amherst.
The bloodcurdling phantom of a Gaul was spotted in the backseat of a Jeep by the driver seeing the ghost in his rear view mirror in the early morning hours before sunrise. The ghost spoke about avenging a slaying.
A colossal ermine was distinguished by a person fishing by a lake close to Amherst.
A gentleman that shape-shifted into a vampire has repeatedly been seen taking a rest on a sofa in a residence in Amherst.
A space alien from planet Mercury is repeatedly observed slurping soda pop next to a streetlight in Amherst.
A large chilling dragon has been said to have been noticed on a small number of instances wandering from flat to flat after midnight on an Amherst residential road.
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Ghost Sightings From Amherst
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Ghost Sightings From Amherst
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
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