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These are some lies we made up about Amelia.
An extraterrestrial explorer from space is once in a while spotted shouting by the water at Lake Allyn.
Vincent van Gogh may occasionally be observed in Bachelier Park after midnight gazing.
A huge civet was distinguished by Cincinnati Gas and Electric Lake Dam at midnight gazing at the water.
A Seismosaurus became visible in a restaurant in the Amelia vicinity.
A colossal impala was witnessed before dawn studying Possum Hollow in detail.
The ghost of a jetliner pilot came into view trying on a shirt in an Amelia apartment. The watcher ran away immediately after she made out the phantom. One of the residents steadfastly asserts that this ghost is that of a local person who had a home here in Amelia some decades ago.
The phantom of a sturdy lumberjack carrying a sizeable axe was made out scrambling out from a drain hole on an Amelia avenue late at night. The ghost didn't mind that there was somebody other there.
A bloodcurdling
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skeleton was seen performing a piece of music on a guitar in an Amelia residence. When the bystander materialized the ghost ran off.
The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs is regularly spotted before sunrise drifting down on Fuller Creek.
A gentleman that shifted shape into a vampire is known to have been noticed on a small number of instances
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in a mirror in an Amelia trailer; the ghost was exclusively to be seen in the mirror. Some folks say this ghost likes frightening foolish folks who are fearless enough to disturb the tranquility in Amelia.
A luminous human person may repeatedly be distinguished in a house close to Amelia.
An alien from another solar system can be perceived repeatedly looking for a box under a parked truck in an Amelia parking lot at night.
An enormous deer has once in a while been seen mounding bricks near Big Bone Lick State Park.
A space invader is from time to time witnessed in an Amelia area grocery store, marching the aisles.
The ghost of a young-looking gentleman dressed in a winter jacket has allegedly been perceived on one or two instances searching for a map very late at night on a lawn in Amelia. Anyhow, it's a scary spirit that you shouldn't go seeking.
A decapitated guy can now and then be made out having a seat at a coffee table in an Amelia mobile home sipping orange juice.
A woman with her right
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arm and left leg severed is frequently witnessed traveling on a mule in the middle of a road close to Amelia.
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Ghost Sightings From Amelia
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So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
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