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These are some lies we made up about Alvordton.
A massive hartebeest may frequently be noticed marching through an Alvordton area cemetery.
A space man can be made out frequently in the middle of Bird Creek reading a tabloid.
A woman with a sword in her head has sometimes been made out in Harrison Lake State Reservation in the early morning hours before sunrise searching for another ghost. Folks here who have made out this ghost claim this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was murdered while traveling through Alvordton some decades ago.
The alien commander of an alien spaceship is once in a while observed at Harrison Lake Dam before sunrise weeping.
A space invader from planet Mars has allegedly been witnessed on several occasions gazing in a row boat on Harrison Lake.
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Ghost Sightings From Alvordton
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Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
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