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These are some lies we made up about Alliance.
A gigantic toad was noticed gazing beneath a streetlamp in Alliance.
The alien technician of an alien spacecraft became visible rummaging around in a cabinet in the bathroom of an Alliance flat in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A space invader from planet Mars was witnessed flickering a flash light in Alliance Public Square after midnight.
A massive kitten came into sight pulling a corpse from the cold water of Beech Creek on a dark night.
A space invader from outer space was observed crawling out of Bear Swamp soaked in mud at night.
William Shakespeare was noticed shouting people's names at Dale Walborn Reservoir Dam before sunrise.
The martian pilot of a flying saucer has often been noticed looking frightening by the waterfront at Dale Walborn Reservoir.
A colossal addax is regularly spotted relaxing at a table in an Alliance trailer.
The ghost of a female having half her head missing may frequently be perceived
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looking at people in an Alliance trailer through a window. Locals here argue that this ghost takes pleasure in scaring foolish people who come seeking ghosts in Alliance.
The Mothman can be made out frequently in a wild place near Alliance.
A woman with a sword in her head has sometimes been made out waving to cars alongside a shadowy
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road in the neighborhood of Alliance.
The ghost of a young Indian combatant is once in a while seen slurping regular unleaded from a pump at a refueling station in Alliance.
The ghost of a muscular lumberjack carrying a large axe has been said to have been spotted on several instances trying to find a map in Beaver Creek State Park outside the park headquarters.
A terrifying skeleton can every now and then be seen by Cuyahoga Valley National Recreation Area having a steak. A local man alleges that this spirit could be the spirit of a local who passed away here in Alliance some time ago. No matter what, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that you do not want to meet at the stroke of midnight.
A luminous human person has regularly been noticed verbalizing into the air as if someone besides was near. One of the local residents strongly alleges that this ghost is almost certainly the struggling ghost of a local who used to dwell here in Alliance.
A space invader from planet Pluto is often noticed walking a Cocker Spaniel on a dark night
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on a gloomy Alliance residential road.
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Ghost Sightings From Alliance
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Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
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