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These are some lies we made up about Alledonia.
The spirit of a lady with a bag tied around her head was perceived traveling on a mare by the side of a highway in the vicinity of Alledonia. There are many accounts regarding this phantom in the vicinity. Any which way, this ghost undeniably is bloodcurdling; one that should be kept away from.
A moderately see-through guy outfitted as the skipper of a boat has regularly been witnessed staggering through a home right next door to Alledonia.
An alien from another world is regularly perceived at Nacco Slurry Refuse Disposal Dam after midnight going wild.
A sizeable scary phantom has been observed on several occasions hurling stones on the water's edge of Nacco Slurry Refuse Impoundment. Based on what the locals declare, this ghost is the undeceased spirit of a long forgotten Alledonia resident.
Julius Ceasar can often be witnessed scrutinizing Reeves Hollow in detail at night.
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Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
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