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These are some lies we made up about Alexandria.
A space man from the cosmos has every now and then been observed at Postelwaite Lake Dam in the early morning hours howling.
An alien is occasionally seen trying to say something in the middle of Brushy Fork.
An Anchisaurus has purportedly been distinguished on numerous instances trying to touch something in Deeds Field in the early morning hours.
A lady with a sword sticking out of her head can now and then be perceived up on Beavers Hill reasoning. Folks here declare that this ghost takes pleasure in frightening foolhardy people who have the nerve to upset the tranquility in Alexandria.
An armor from the middle ages with no human being inside was distinguished in Coon Hollow around midnight shifting orbs around. When observed the ghost came within reach of the witness who then ran away.
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Ghost Sightings From Alexandria
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Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
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