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These are some lies we made up about Albany.
Ferdinand Magellan has been said to have been perceived on several instances by Margaret Creek Watershed Project Number One Dam before sunrise staring at the water.
An enormous turtle can frequently be witnessed yelling at the witness to be off beside the waterfront at Lake Snowden.
A gargantuan civet may be noticed often flinging boulders mid stream in Biddle Creek.
A space man from Mars has now and then been spotted stacking chunks of concrete in Ross Hollow at midnight.
A space alien from outer space is once in a while perceived by a lady canoeing in a river in the vicinity of Albany.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is rumored to have been made out on frequent instances resting on the floor in a flat in Albany.
The ghost of a young-looking gentleman sporting a rain coat may every so often be made out pacing from flat to flat late at night on an Albany lane.
A decapitated man was witnessed
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sitting at a coffee table in an Albany trailer. The spirit talked about revenging a killing. If you talk to the folks who live here, this ghost could be the spirit of a local person who died here in Albany some time ago. One thing is for certain, this ghost undeniably is chilling; one that is rather not messed with.
A colossal hog came into
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view gazing at people in an Albany trailer through a keyhole.
An alien explorer from another part of the galaxy was seen trying to find a man near Burr Oak State Park.
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Ghost Sightings From Albany
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Ghost Sightings From Albany
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
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