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These are some lies we made up about Akron.
A gigantic roebuck is occasionally observed in Airport Park around midnight startling people.
A space man from outer space is rumored to have been observed on one or two instances in a motor boat on Alder Pond redistributing orbs around.
A massive basilisk can once in a while be noticed in an Akron area grocery store, pacing the aisles.
A sizeable scary monster has often been made out up on the peak of Coal Hill appearing creepy.
A massive gorilla is rumored to have been spotted on numerous occasions turning toward the watcher at Carter Lake Dam late in the night.
The ghost of a pregnant female can repeatedly be noticed relaxing at the dining table in an Akron mobile home shouting at the watcher to disappear.
A space invader has occasionally been distinguished walking through an apartment in Akron.
A decapitated guy is rumored to have been made out on many instances traveling on a horse along a highway in close proximity
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to Akron.
The ghost of a physician with a blood-covered uniform can occasionally be observed wandering through a house in close proximity to Akron.
A huge muskrat was distinguished marching through an Akron vicinity churchyard.
The alien pilot of an unidentified flying object became visible flinging chunks of concrete into the
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current at Feeder Race River on a dark night.
An alien from planet Mercury emerged smoking a pipe in Cuyahoga Valley National Recreation Area quite near the ranger station.
An alien from outer space was perceived spending time in a neglected villa in Akron.
Julius Ceasar was observed holding a cranium at Cleveland Lakefront State Park.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an alien spacecraft has repeatedly been perceived standing by a wild highway right next door to Akron.
A female with her right arm and right leg severed is repeatedly witnessed in an apartment in Akron. One thing's for guaranteed, it's a chilling phantom that any sensible person wouldn't wish to come across.
The spirit of a guy carrying a blood-splattered sword has been said to have been noticed on a handful of instances marching beside a secluded highway right next door to Akron.
A huge ocelot may frequently be seen seated on a sofa in a house outside Akron.
A Pteranodon can be seen very frequently late at night hurrying after
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a passing Chevy on a dark road next to Akron.
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Ghost Sightings From Akron
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Ghost Sightings From Akron
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
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