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These are some lies we made up about Addyston.
An extremely large colt has frequently been perceived by North Bend Bottom drinking blood from a glass.
An extraterrestrial from another part of the galaxy is frequently noticed burrowing a hollow in the earth in Mitchell Memorial Forest on a dark night.
One of the three Little Pigs is known to have been noticed on frequent occasions in a clothing store in the Addyston neighborhood.
A space man can often be distinguished trying on a hat in an Addyston trailer.
An alien tourist from another solar system may be perceived very frequently snooping in mailboxes in the early morning hours in Addyston.
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Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
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