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These are some lies we made up about Ada.
A soldier's outfit strolling around lacking a body in it was observed standing by a wild highway near Ada. The phantom spoke about revenging an assassination. If you listen to the people who live here, this phantom may perhaps be a celebrated old days native of Ada.
A gigantic panda has regularly been made out flinging bricks by Flat Branch.
One of Ali Baba's Forty Thieves is frequently spotted climbing out of Hog Creek Marsh covered in slime late at night.
An extraterrestrial from another part of the galaxy has supposedly been spotted on a few instances in a flat in Ada.
A colossal coyote may repeatedly be perceived in an Ada mobile home.
The ghost of a badly burned lady has from time to time been spotted showing up in a mirror. In any event, it undoubtedly is a bloodcurdling ghost that you wouldn't want to meet at midnight.
Archimedes has been spotted on several occasions resting on the floor in a trailer near Ada.
A very large
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dormouse may every now and then be seen smoking a pipe by the entrance to Buck Creek State Park.
A cyclop has regularly been perceived on a dark night rushing after a passing pickup on a shadowy highway close to Ada.
A space man is frequently made out mowing the lawn in the front garden of a building in Ada.
A huge finch has allegedly
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been noticed on several instances by a woman canoeing in a river near Ada.
An alien explorer from another planet may regularly be spotted resting in a chair in a flat in Ada.
The spirit of an engine driver may be witnessed over and over again marching from mobile home to mobile home in the early morning hours before sunrise on an Ada residential street.
A space man from Mars has once in a while been made out searching through a refrigerator in the kitchen of an Ada apartment before sunrise.
A space invader from another planet is now and then witnessed gazing at people in an Ada mobile home through a peephole.
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Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
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