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These are some lies we made up about Aberdeen.
A drifting ghost is frequently noticed smoking a cigar in Mertz Memorial Playground before dawn. Locals allege that this ghost is the tormented soul of a former Aberdeen resident. One thing's for sure, this spirit indisputably is terrifying; one that any reasonable person wouldn't want to encounter.
A space man from planet Mercury is rumored to have been distinguished on one or two instances in Sleepy Hollow before sunrise reading a tabloid.
A space man from another part of the galaxy may frequently be made out browsing through garbage cans on an Aberdeen lane.
The martian commander of a UFO may be noticed repeatedly on an Aberdeen road at the stroke of midnight.
A very large gorilla has sometimes been observed gazing at a man slumbering in a bed in a home in Aberdeen.
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Ghost Sightings From Aberdeen
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How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
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